Jewish Jokes

The Starving Mother Joke

A jew calls their mother in Florida: "Hi Mom, How have you been?" "Not so good, I've been feeling weak" "Weak?! Why are you feeling weak?" "I haven't eaten for...

The Starving Mother Joke

A jew calls their mother in Florida: "Hi Mom, How have you been?" "Not so good, I've been feeling weak" "Weak?! Why are you feeling weak?" "I haven't eaten for...

The Jewish Mother Doll

Did you hear about the Jewish mother doll? You pull the string on its back and it says, “Again with the string?”

The Jewish Mother Doll

Did you hear about the Jewish mother doll? You pull the string on its back and it says, “Again with the string?”

The Grandma at The Beach Joke

A Jewish grandmother is watching her grandchild at the beach. Suddenly, a huge wave comes and sweeps the child out to sea. She falls to her knees, raises her arms...

The Grandma at The Beach Joke

A Jewish grandmother is watching her grandchild at the beach. Suddenly, a huge wave comes and sweeps the child out to sea. She falls to her knees, raises her arms...

The Genie Joke

Shlomo is walking on the beach when he discovers a magic lamp. He rubs it, and a genie appears. The genie says, "I will grant you one wish." Shlomo thinks for a...

The Genie Joke

Shlomo is walking on the beach when he discovers a magic lamp. He rubs it, and a genie appears. The genie says, "I will grant you one wish." Shlomo thinks for a...