Shlomo is walking on the beach when he discovers a magic lamp. He rubs it, and a genie appears.
The genie says, "I will grant you one wish."
Shlomo thinks for a moment, takes out a map of the Middle East and says, "I want there to be peace in the Middle East!"
The genie responds, "That's a difficult wish. The situation is complex, even if I could do it, it would take more than one wish. Can you think of something else?"
Shlomo thinks and then says, "Oy.. well, I've been married for forty years now, and I would love for Esther to give me a blowjob..."
The genie takes a moment.. "Can you show me that map again?"