Jewish Jokes

The Blindfold Joke

Two jews are standing in front of a firing squad. The commandant says: "Any last requests?". One of them says: "I would like please a blindfold". The other one says:...

The Census Joke

The census taker comes to the Goldman house. "Does Louis Goldman live here?" he asks. "No." replies Goldman. "Well then, what is your name?" "Louis Goldman." "Wait a minute -...

The Old Women - Restaurant Joke

Four old Jewish women are eating at a restaurant... The waiter comes over and asks: "Is ANYTHING ok?"

The Elbow Joke

A jewish grandma is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit. "You come into the building, with your elbow you open the door, I am in...

The Tie Joke

A jewish mother buys her adult son a blue tie and a red tie as a birthday gift. Later in the evening, the two meet for dinner and the son...

You Don't Look Jewish Joke

A woman waiting at the airport walks up to a man across from her. "Excuse me", she says, "but are you jewish?""No", replies the man. A few minutes later, the...