Jewish Jokes

The Census Joke

The census taker comes to the Goldman house. "Does Louis Goldman live here?" he asks. "No." replies Goldman "Well then, what is your name?" "Louis Goldman." "Wait a minute -...

The Census Joke

The census taker comes to the Goldman house. "Does Louis Goldman live here?" he asks. "No." replies Goldman "Well then, what is your name?" "Louis Goldman." "Wait a minute -...

The Old Women - Restaurant Joke

Four old Jewish women are eating at a restaurant... The waiter comes over and asks: "Is ANYTHING ok?"

The Old Women - Restaurant Joke

Four old Jewish women are eating at a restaurant... The waiter comes over and asks: "Is ANYTHING ok?"

The Elbow Joke

A jewish grandma is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit. "You come into the building, with your elbow you open the door, I am in...

The Elbow Joke

A jewish grandma is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit. "You come into the building, with your elbow you open the door, I am in...

The Tie Joke

A jewish mother buys her adult son a blue tie and a red tie as a birthday gift. Later in the evening, the two meet for dinner and the son...

The Tie Joke

A jewish mother buys her adult son a blue tie and a red tie as a birthday gift. Later in the evening, the two meet for dinner and the son...

You Don't Look Jewish Joke

A woman waiting at the airport walks up to a man across from her. "Excuse me", she says, "but are you jewish?""No", replies the man. A few minutes later, the...

You Don't Look Jewish Joke

A woman waiting at the airport walks up to a man across from her. "Excuse me", she says, "but are you jewish?""No", replies the man. A few minutes later, the...

The Starving Mother Joke

A jew calls their mother in Florida: "Hi Mom, How have you been?" "Not so good, I've been feeling weak" "Weak?! Why are you feeling weak?" "I haven't eaten for...

The Starving Mother Joke

A jew calls their mother in Florida: "Hi Mom, How have you been?" "Not so good, I've been feeling weak" "Weak?! Why are you feeling weak?" "I haven't eaten for...