The Best Jewish Jokes
The Blindfold Joke
Two jews are standing in front of a firing squad. The commandant says: "Any last requests?". One of them says: "I would like please a blindfold". The other one says:...
The Blindfold Joke
Two jews are standing in front of a firing squad. The commandant says: "Any last requests?". One of them says: "I would like please a blindfold". The other one says:...
The Classic Jewish Census Joke
The census taker comes to the Goldman house. "Does Louis Goldman live here?" he asks. "No." replies Goldman. "Well then, what is your name?" "Louis Goldman." "Wait a minute -...
The Classic Jewish Census Joke
The census taker comes to the Goldman house. "Does Louis Goldman live here?" he asks. "No." replies Goldman. "Well then, what is your name?" "Louis Goldman." "Wait a minute -...
The Old Women - Restaurant Joke
Four old Jewish women are eating at a restaurant... The waiter comes over and asks: "Is ANYTHING ok?"
The Old Women - Restaurant Joke
Four old Jewish women are eating at a restaurant... The waiter comes over and asks: "Is ANYTHING ok?"
The Elbow Joke
A jewish grandma is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit. "You come into the building, with your elbow you open the door, I am in...
The Elbow Joke
A jewish grandma is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit. "You come into the building, with your elbow you open the door, I am in...
The Tie Joke
A jewish mother buys her adult son a blue tie and a red tie as a birthday gift. Later in the evening, the two meet for dinner and the son...
The Tie Joke
A jewish mother buys her adult son a blue tie and a red tie as a birthday gift. Later in the evening, the two meet for dinner and the son...
You Don't Look Jewish Joke
A woman waiting at the airport walks up to a man across from her. "Excuse me", she says, "but are you jewish?""No", replies the man. A few minutes later, the...
You Don't Look Jewish Joke
A woman waiting at the airport walks up to a man across from her. "Excuse me", she says, "but are you jewish?""No", replies the man. A few minutes later, the...