A woman waiting at the airport walks up to a man across from her.
"Excuse me", she says, "but are you jewish?"
"No", replies the man.
A few minutes later, the woman gets back up and asks again "Excuse me but are you sure you're not Jewish?".
"I'm sure!" says the man.
The woman goes back to her seat, not looking convinced. She gets up a third time, and asks "Are you absolutely sure you're not Jewish?"
"All right, all right" the man replies, "You win, I AM Jewish"
"That's funny" says the woman, "You don't look Jewish"
"Excuse me", she says, "but are you jewish?"
"No", replies the man.
A few minutes later, the woman gets back up and asks again "Excuse me but are you sure you're not Jewish?".
"I'm sure!" says the man.
The woman goes back to her seat, not looking convinced. She gets up a third time, and asks "Are you absolutely sure you're not Jewish?"
"All right, all right" the man replies, "You win, I AM Jewish"
"That's funny" says the woman, "You don't look Jewish"