A Jewish grandmother is watching her grandchild at the beach. Suddenly, a huge wave comes and sweeps the child out to sea.
She falls to her knees, raises her arms to the sky, and says, "Lord, I have been a faithful servant all my life. I have never asked you for anything. Please, I beg you, save my only grandson."
A tremendous bolt of lightning splits the sky, and a deafening clap of thunder shakes the beach. Immediately, the waters part, and a beam of sunlight shines down on the child as he stands on a rock in the midst of the parted sea.
The grandmother rushes over in tears. After hugging the child, she looks at him and turns toward the sky: "He had a hat!"